Q: Is this really the best time to break this website out again?

A: Yep.

Q: How come you guys haven't done The Santa Claus 3  yet? ..'cause THAT would make a funny card.

A: Kay doesn't think it's a movie that most people have seen so it would't make a very good Christmas card.

Q: …and Bad Santa  IS a movie that "most people" have seen?

A: Umm... no, not really.

Q: I knew it...   Next question: How come we always get our card right before or after Christmas? Why don't you send them earlier? Nerd...

A: Because I put everything off until the last minute—is that what you want to hear?

Q: Hey! Who's the guy with the "Q" in front of his words? Oh... that would be ME! — How many cards do you send out?

A: Jeez, finally a normal question.. About 150.

Q: Where do your ideas come from?

A:  Desperation. 

Q: Last question. How can I get you to STOP sending me your "hilarious" cards every year?

A: You can't.

Q: Are you sure??

A: Yes.