Q: Is this really the best time to break this website out again?
A: Yep.
Q: How come you guys haven't done The Santa Claus 3 yet? ..'cause THAT would make a funny card.
A: Kay doesn't think it's a movie that most people have seen so it would't make a very good Christmas card.
Q: …and Bad Santa IS a movie that "most people" have seen?
A: Umm... no, not really.
Q: I knew it... Next question: How come we always get our card right before or after Christmas? Why don't you send them earlier? Nerd...
A: Because I put everything off until the last minute—is that what you want to hear?
Q: Hey! Who's the guy with the "Q" in front of his words? Oh... that would be ME! — How many cards do you send out?
A: Jeez, finally a normal question.. About 150.
Q: Where do your ideas come from?
A: Desperation.
Q: Last question. How can I get you to STOP sending me your "hilarious" cards every year?
A: You can't.
Q: Are you sure??
A: Yes.